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Little Red Wagon

(spoken rhythmically, starting quietly, each verse louder then the one before) You can't play with my little red wagon. The axle's broken and the wheels are saggin'. Second verse, same as the first, A little bit louder and a little bit worse. You can't play with my little red wagon. The axle's broken and the wheels are saggin'. Third verse, same as the first, A little bit louder and a little bit worse. You can't play with my little red wagon. The axle's broken and the wheels are saggin'. . . . Tenth verse, same as the first, A little bit louder and a little bit worse. You can't play with my little red wagon. The axle's broken and the wheels are saggin'.

Note that if you're around other people and you can't have the kids screaming at the top of their lungs on the tenth verse, you can change it to "a little bit faster and a little bit worse" and then start slowly and get faster each verse.

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Last updated: March 1, 2014