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Quarter Master's Store


Verse:
There are roaches, roaches
As big as football coaches
In the store . . . in the store
There are roaches, roaches
As big as football coaches
In the Quarter Master's Store - Behind the Door!

Chorus:
My eyes are dim I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me!
I have
Not
Brought my specs with me!

Include as many verses as you wish, examples are:

Akela snogging with a sailor
Baloo sitting on the loo
Haithi, wearing a seethrough nightie
ANTS, Big as ELEPHANTS
AX, That can barely cut through WAX
BEANS, Big as SUBMARINES
BIRDS, Eating all the CURDS
BOX, Filled with lots of ROCKS
BUGS, Running through the RUGS
BUNCH, Of things that you can MUNCH
BUNS, There are sev'ral TONS
BUTTER, Scraped up from the GUTTER
CAKE, That caused our TUMMY ACHE
CAKES, That no one knows who BAKES
CLERK, He does all the WORK
COD, Though its taste is very ODD
COONS, Licking all the SPOONS
DUCKS, Each one wears a TUX
GRAVY, Enough to float a NAVY
GULLS, Pecking on your SKULL
GUM, Maybe you'll get SOME
MICE, Running through the RICE
NUTS, No IF's or AND's or BUT's
PACKS, Hanging from the RACKS
QUAIL, Too big for the SCALE
RATS, Big as ALLEY CATS
RICE, big as any MICE
ROACHES, Big as FOOTBALL COACHES
RUST, Under all the DUST
SKUNKS, Running through the TRUNKS
SNAKES, Big as GARDEN RAKES
STUFF, We hope that there's ENOUGH
TRUCKS, Stuck in all the MUCK
WORMS, Big as PACHYDERMS
YAMS, That weigh 10 KILOGRAMS



Last updated: September 4, 2008