Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me.
Think I'm gonna eat worms

Chorus:
Long, slim, slimy ones;
Short, fat, juicy ones;
Itsy--bitsy, fuzzy--wuzzy worms.

First you get a bucket,
Then you get a shovel.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

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First you pull their heads off.
Then you suck their guts out.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

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Down goes the first one;
Down goes the second one.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

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Up comes the first one.
Up comes the second one.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.