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St. Peter

Announcer :
Here we see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Ian :
(Walks up to St. Peter) Hello, St. Peter. I see I've come to Heaven.

St. Peter :
Well, you're not in yet ! First you've got to tell me how you suffered on Earth.

Ian :
Well, I spent a week eating camp food.

St. Peter :
I'm sorry, you haven't suffered enough. (Ian exits dejectedly.)

Doug :
(Enters) Hi, I'm here to get into Heaven.

St. Peter :
Fine, fine. And how have you suffered ?

Doug :
I went on a long hike and got blisters all over my feet.

St. Peter :
Sorry. That's not enough suffering to get into Heaven. (Doug exits)

Brad :
(Enters) Can I get into Heaven ?

St. Peter :
How did you suffer ?

Brad :
I'm in (Pick someone's name who can take a joke) (troop/pack/six/class, etc.)

St. Peter :
Well, come on in !!

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Last updated: September 5, 2008