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Lunch Break

Props:
Lunch bags or pails.

Announcer:
We see here a construction site. It is now lunch time, and two friends are about to eat.

Worker 1:
(Opens lunch bag and looks very disgusted) Yechhhh !! Egg salad sandwiches again !

Worker 2:
Look, if you hate them that bad, I'll swap with you. (Both pretend to eat, then exit.)

Announcer:
The next day.

Worker 1:
(Enters with Worker 2, opens lunch bag and looks very disgusted) Yechhhh !!! Egg salad sandwiches again !

Worker 2:
O.K... I'll trade with you again. (Both pretend to eat, then exit.)

Announcer:
The next day.

Worker 1:
(Enters with Worker 2, opens lunch bag and looks very disgusted) Yechhh !! Egg salad sandwiches again !

Worker 2:
(Angrily) Look, if you don't like egg salad sandwiches, why don't you ask your (wife/mom/significant other) to make something else ?

Worker 1:
My (wife/mom/significant other)?? She's got nothing to do with it. I make my own sandwiches !

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Last updated: September 5, 2008