(One participant is on his hands and knees as the mower.)
Owner :
(Yanking imaginary rope, while mower sputters) This
darned old mower, I can't get it going. I need some
help. (Gets help from another participant.)
Helper #1:
So you just want me to yank on this rope, and get it
started ? That's easy ! (Yanking rope)
Mower :
(Splutters, bobs up and down)
Helper #1:
I'm sorry. I can't seem to do it. Have you checked
the gas ?
Owner :
Yes, I have. Thanks anyway. Well, let's see who else
has a strong arm. (Selects another participant) What
I need you to do is to give a real good yank on the
starting rope and make it run.
Helper #2 :
Sure thing. (Yanks rope a couple of times.)
Mower :
(Bobs up and down, sputters, coughs)
Helper #2 :
Sorry, I can't do it either.
Owner :
What I need is someone big and strong (Selects a
Leader) (Leader will probably make some comments, but
let him talk and get him to pull the rope)
Mower :
(Splutters, coughs, starts to vibrate and run)
Owner :
There. All it needed was a real jerk.
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