The magic doctors chair

Characters required, 1 doctor and four patients. Props required, two chairs. Scene begins with doctor sitting on one of the chairs. First patient enters twitching their left arm. DOCTOR: 'And what's wrong with you sir?' Patient 1: 'As you can see doctor I have this terrible twitch' DOCTOR: 'Just sit on my magic chair and you'll get better' The patient sits on the chair and stops twitching, but the doctor's left arm starts twitching. Patient 1: 'Oh thank you doctor. you cured me' The patient leaves, the doctor still twitching calls for the next patient. DOCTOR: ' Next '...... 'And what's wrong with you sir?' This patient has the hiccups. The process of sitting in the chair is repeated. The doctor now has a twitch and the hiccups. The third patient is called in, both his legs keep flicking in the air. The process is again repeated so that the doctor now has a twitching arm the hiccups and both legs flicking in the air. The doctor now calls patient four. This patient looks quite normal, enters and sits in the magic chair. DOCTOR: 'And what may I ask is wrong with you sir?' Patient 4: 'I've got a terrible case of the trots doctor' The doctor runs off the stage holding his stomach. from rec.scouting faq

Last updated: March 1, 2014